For investors · PE & VC
Is the AI real? I'll tell you in 72 hours.
I've built production AI and hardware that ships by the million, so I know what a demo held together with tape looks like.
Before you sign, I'll tell you what's actually in the code, what it costs to run, and who on the team is holding it up. And if you buy it, I'll stay to build the team that makes the AI pay off, then hand it to them and leave.
Why now
Was the AI in the code, or just in the valuation?
Calling something AI used to be marketing. Now it's a representation. The SEC has a dedicated unit looking at it, and the FTC has brought cases. Nate raised $42M on AI-powered checkout while humans did the work. For a fund, the question someone will ask later is: what did you check, and who did you ask?
39%of PE firms expect no material AI financial impact at portfolio companies in 2026. (Bain)
95%of GenAI pilots showed no measurable P&L impact. (MIT NANDA)
29%of developers trust the accuracy of their AI tools. (Stack Overflow 2026)
30/60/90Operating partners expect a baseline, working results, then documented impact.